This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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