I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont even know how to be here
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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