At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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