Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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