I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
