he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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