Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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