Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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