I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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