I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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