i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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