why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You are a genius and a whore.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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