My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i need some magic done to my vagina
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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