dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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