Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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