idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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