My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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