Your dad touched me again.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize