Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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