hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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