Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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