So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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