Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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