Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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