thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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