So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
we should paint friendship bongs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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