You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
