EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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