I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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