he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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