You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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