Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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