JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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