a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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