Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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