i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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