Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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