Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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