I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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