I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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