I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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