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Lets date for the summer

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what?

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Dont love me in September.

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(480): Lets date for the summer (815): what? (480): Dont love me in September. http://tfl.nu/x30e

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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.

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(650): i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry. http://tfl.nu/ss3s

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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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(412): Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween? http://tfl.nu/zwxr

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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit

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It usually does with you

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(717): Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit (1-717): It usually does with you http://tfl.nu/9ly0

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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky

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like hot dogs and buns.

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(609): i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky (267): like hot dogs and buns. http://tfl.nu/crsi

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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet

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(248): I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet http://tfl.nu/xsvu

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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.

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(724): Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring. http://tfl.nu/m3s5

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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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(703): Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk. http://tfl.nu/el36

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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.

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(412): he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart. http://tfl.nu/72dk

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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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(206): Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them? http://tfl.nu/5y9f

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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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(569): Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain? http://tfl.nu/hx2h

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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism

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(901): No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism http://tfl.nu/00o3

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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.

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(402): I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out. http://tfl.nu/gdzx

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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.

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(303): He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door. http://tfl.nu/ylk0

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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.

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(630): And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates. http://tfl.nu/727h

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