wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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