When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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