is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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