Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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