i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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