are you still at the devil's house?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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