john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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