My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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