I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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