I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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