my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
