Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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