with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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