rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There's even glitter on my cock...
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